This is my first post and its going to be about events that transpired last weekend. There are two in particular I want to go over but this one will come first for the simple reason its actually easier to write about and it would also seem more fucked up to the average person than the other event but it actually isn’t.

Recently I have been banging a 30 year old school teacher who is attractive genetically but does very little to upkeep her appearance and because of this is not nearly as hot as she could be. However she does make up for this laziness with usually outstanding oral performances. She certainly gives the best consistent blowjob I’ve ever gotten.

Over the weekend she threw a party for her birthday. She invited me but I really did not want to interact with her weird hippie friends who were all going to be about a decade older than me and none of whom I’ve met. I made up excuses all day to not see her and was extremely tired from getting back at 4:30am last night (more on this later).

At around 10pm I have already left San Francisco and am lying at my parents house preparing to go to bed, when I check my phone and there’s a text message from her and another number that I did not recognize. Her message read “come over and play with my friends!” this sounds appealing but I was 45min away, exhausted and I had a to wake up for a training the next day at 6:30pm that my boss told me about 10x was mandatory. So it was going to take a little more to convince me. The second message from the number I didn’t recognize had a picture of the teacher and a second super hot girl making out. The caption read “cum play with us!” I stuff my phone in my jeans, throw on the first shirt I see, grab as many condoms as I can fit in my hand and sprint out the door faster than jack rabbit running from a mountain lion.

I speed down the highway doing more than 80, park and run to the front door. However right before I get there I start to feel a little anxious. Keep in mind I had been an inch from getting laid last night and in my frustration had jerked off 3x that day. When this happens it almost always means that my dick is out of commission and I have no idea what’s waiting for me inside that door. What if another guy wants to get involved and they expect me to do stuff with him. I am ABSOLUTELY NOT down for that shit.

I suspend these thoughts and teacher opens the door. She is obviously drunk and is incredibly excited to see me. She drags me to her room and opens the door. She asks if I am ok with this. I say “why wouldn’t I be?” She replies that there is a couple in her bed that would like to watch us have sex. I say its fine but if I have to bang a dude I’m leaving. She says I won’t have to. We walk up the steps and I get even more nervous. I mean about two months ago I had gotten a threesome with two asian chicks I picked up from El Rio but I have never had to perform for an audience before. I guess my porn skills will be put to the test.

Inside her room there is a couple laying on the bed. The room is dark and I can’t really make out what they look like but the girl looks hot. I assume she must be the one from the picture they sent me.

They say hi and are very friendly. The girl follows this with “you must be the famous Lloyd?” I say “I didn’t know I was famous already,” they laugh and start taking off their clothes. The guy is pretty normal looking but the chick is even hotter than I anticipated. Perfect fake tits and an incredibly toned body to go with it and seductive face this brunette was ridiculous.

I start taking off my clothes and make out with teacher. I am not getting hard, the combination of nerves and a tired overused dick is not helping. I push her down and move to eat her out. Teacher is moaning uncontrollably but I still no wood. This causes me to start panicking but I play it cool and just have faith that it’ll turn up (quite literally) in a bit. I feign confidence and tell them I gotta go to the bathroom real quick. I step in the tiny stall and see if I can get hard. Nothing seems to be working my dick is just out of commission. It’s as if it knows there is another dick in the room, and is 100% not ok with this.

Keep in mind. Even if I have jerked off, I can ALWAYS get hard no matter what. You can find me completely drunk off my ass, or high as a kite on cocaine or weed and it doesn’t matter. My dick will be harder than military grade steel.

I go back in the room still playing it cool and come up with a solution by offering it as a challenge to the girls. Fake tits is up for the challenge and asks her boyfriend if she can suck my dick. He’s cool with it and she saunters over and proceeds to give me the best blowjob I have ever had in my entire life while teacher cups my balls in her mouth and alternately sucks my dick. Finally sleeping beauty has awakened from his slumber to a literal heaven on Earth.

My dick is hard and after a brief make out period I slop a condom on unfortunately but it takes too long to get to the sex and my dick goes soft again, no matter what I can’t get it hard, except this time I know what to do. I get teacher to give me head until it gets hard again and I quickly roll the condom on and wasting no time stick it in her.

Once inside I go to town. Lloyd has arrived. I fuck the shit out of her while the others watch in awe. After teacher has had enough, fake tits is sufficiently turned on. She asks her boyfriend if she can fuck me. He acquiesces.

I lie down and she goes to town on me equally if not exceeding her previous form and peppering in sultry eye contact. She puts the condom on and rides my dick like rodeo champion. I throw her down, push her legs up and pound her as if I was trying to dig my way to China. There is great eye contact, smiling, moaning and involuntary contractions from both parties. Yeah that’s good sex.

It’s getting late and I have to go to work tomorrow so fake tits finishes me off and teacher finishes her boyfriend off. I came so hard in Fake Tits’ mouth that I probably could have repopulated the entire planet 5x over. She tells me its her birthday today as well. I tell her that I had a big present waiting for her, but she just swallowed it…

Epilogue: When this first occurred I immediately assumed that the couple regularly engaged in these types of “swinging” activities. However after discussing this further with Teacher I have no found out that this was in fact the first time that they had ever done it. I believe they may have had a threesome with another girl. At least with Teacher, but another guy has never actually fucked her during their relationship, at least for sure in that setting. The only person who I know that had some form of experience in that area was the guy, who apparently is rich and does whatever the fuck he wants now.

Now you may be wondering how I became involved in this, basically because I was already banging Teacher and she thought I was mad sexy and awesome she showed my picture to Fake Tits, talking me up in the process. Fake Tits madly approved and her boyfriend, who might soon be her husband, was cool with it. The underlying point here though is actually MY ATTITUDE. Teacher had brought up tons of times sexual escapades she had with her other guys and I did not get jealous at all. Not only was I cool with the fact that she had had tons of sexual experiences previously that didn’t involve me but at the same time I showed genuine care for her. Guys usually get jealous if they hear of any sort of sexual experience their partner, exclusive or not, may have participated. I didn’t show this and so she knew I would be cool with it.

That if anything is some sort of advice I can give to you from this event.